Privacy Policy

Last updated: 28 August 2026

The short version. I'm one person selling pixels. I keep the details of your order because I have to display it and account for it. I never see your card — Dodo Payments handles the money and only tells me your name, your email and that you paid. Google Analytics counts visits. I don't sell anything about you to anyone, because who would I sell it to.

Anything you can't find here, email me: kuberwastaken@gmail.com.

Who's asking

What I collect

1. What you put in the buy box
The link URL you want your pixels to point at, the hover text that shows when someone mouses over them, the artwork image you upload, the position and size of the rectangle you picked, the pixel count and the total you were charged, the timestamps, and the fact that you ticked the content-rules box. I need all of it to draw your pixels and to know what I sold you.
2. What the payment processor tells me afterwards
When your payment succeeds, Dodo Payments sends my server a webhook containing your name and email address, a payment reference and the amount. That's it. It lands on your order in my ledger so I can identify you if something needs sorting out.
3. Analytics
Google Analytics 4, measurement id G-2R4W9PPY2V. See the section below for exactly what it measures and how to switch it off.
4. Server and edge logs
Ordinary web-server records: IP address, browser user-agent, the URL requested, a timestamp and the response code. Standard stuff, generated automatically, used for debugging and for spotting abuse.

What I never see: your card

Google Analytics

  • Page views — which pages get opened, and roughly where in the world from.
  • Scrolls — whether you reached the bottom of a page.
  • Outbound clicks — when you click a link that leaves this site.
  • File downloads — when you download one of the banner PNGs.
  • Form interactions — that a form was started or submitted. Not what you typed in it.
  • Install Google's official opt-out add-on: tools.google.com/dlpage/gaoptout
  • Block the script with any content blocker — the site works perfectly without it.
  • Turn off cookies for this site, or browse in a private window.

What becomes public (this is the whole point)

Why I'm allowed to hold any of this

  • To perform our contract — I can't sell you a rectangle and display your logo without keeping the rectangle, the logo and the record of the sale.
  • Legitimate interests — running analytics at this scale, keeping logs, and checking that an order isn't a scam.
  • Legal obligation — sales records have to be kept for tax and accounting.

How long I keep it

Order ledger
Kept indefinitely as a business record — it's the proof of what was sold, to whom, at what price. Tax authorities take a dim view of deleting those.
Artwork
Kept for as long as your pixels are displayed. Artwork from an order I reject is deleted. Artwork from an expired order is held briefly in case a late payment arrives, then cleared.
Server logs
Short-lived — roughly 30 days, and they roll over on their own.
Analytics
Held by Google under the retention setting on the property, and aggregated well before that.

Who else touches it

  • Dodo Payments — payments, as Merchant of Record. Their privacy policy.
  • Google — analytics only.
  • Cloudflare — hosting and delivery of this site.

Your rights

  • Show you everything I hold about you.
  • Correct anything that's wrong.
  • Delete what I'm not required to keep.
  • Export it in a form you can actually use.
  • Object to analytics — or just block it, which is faster.

Where the data sits

Children

If this policy changes


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